You stared at the Grub, who looked up at you. "Tavros?" He squeaked. Your mouth dropped open. 'WHAT. THE. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-' You sighed. Your eye twitched as you both had a little staring contest. Tavros blinked first, hiccuping a little. "Aww...!" You giggled. He wriggled in your hold, dropping to your lap. He crawled around the couch, his large horns hitting the back a lot. 'How can something so small carry... those?!' You stared at his horns in wonder. He started climbing off of the couch, but fell halfway down. "Tavros?!" You gasped. He almost landed on his head, but was stopped by his horns. Oh dear Lord you nearly laughed. He started squirming and thrashing, trying to get the tips of his horns unstuck. You snickered, pulling the poor Grub off of the floor. He squeaked, as if thanking you, as you put him on the ground.
Tavros' phone buzzed while he was inspecting one of his plushies. You picked up the phone.
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